Lets Compare Guns. I’ll Shoot First

JESUS! It hasn’t even been 24 hours, and we have like twenty dead innocent Americans in three different shootings without even looking too hard.

I wonder how murders were prevented today with guns.

Man accidentally shoots brother while comparing weaponsMarch 30th, 2009 @ 10:54am

TOOELE —

Brotherly bonding over guns ended with one of the siblings in the hospital.

The Tooele County Sheriff’s Office says the pair was driving from their home in Elko Nevada to Salt Lake City Saturday morning when they began comparing the weapons they both had with them. It was then that one of the brothers accidentally shot the other.

He apparently did not realize his gun was loaded.

The man was shot in the leg. He was transported via helicopter to the University of Utah Medical Center and is expected to be OK.

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  1. #1 by Weer'd Beard on March 30, 2009 - 4:31 pm

    http://www.thefiringline.com/Misc/safetyrules.html

    The Four rules of firearms safety should be taught in all public schools.

    If we can teach children how to safely cross the street, to not talk to strangers, to wear condoms when having sex, to not let anybody touch their bathingsuit area, to not run with scisors ect…we can teach them this:

    RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

    RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

    RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

    RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET

    Such stories are so avoidable!

  2. #2 by jdberger on March 30, 2009 - 4:34 pm

    Clearly these were the fault of the gun. It should be arrested. Maybe have to perform some sort of public service.

    That’s what happens when you let guns out of their cages and don’t immediately feed them. They get cantankerous and haul off and shoot someone – maybe someone you love.

    I sure hope that people learn from this. Feed your guns on a regular basis. Make sure that they get plenty of exercise. And make sure that they are well groomed and well kept.

  3. #3 by marshall on March 30, 2009 - 4:41 pm

    Did you see how many people were killed by the misuse of other tools?

  4. #4 by Cliff on March 30, 2009 - 4:43 pm

    Beard, Thats how I was taught. But hey, half the country voted for an imbecile for president TWICE.

    We can’t be trusted with democracy, how can we be trusted with gun handling rules?

  5. #5 by Cliff is a douchbag on March 30, 2009 - 5:14 pm

    Cliff, why do hate guns so much? I think Cliff fell in love with a gun loving redneck man/woman(the sex of the individual is irrelivent, either way the person acted manlier than Cliff), and the redneck didn’t return the affection. So began Cliff’s hatred for firearms.

  6. #6 by Nomen Nescio on March 30, 2009 - 5:54 pm

    We can’t be trusted with democracy, how can we be trusted with gun handling rules?

    hey, let’s trade. i give up my right to own guns, you give up your right to vote. as a show of faith, you go first.

  7. #7 by Uncle Rico on March 30, 2009 - 7:14 pm

    In other news, some lunatic in Massachusetts decapitated his five year old sister with a kitchen knife.

  8. #8 by jdberger on March 30, 2009 - 11:47 pm

    Knives. Bad.

  9. #9 by Cliff is a douchbag on March 31, 2009 - 6:06 pm

    Exactly! He decapitated one sister and stabbed another to death. Let’s start a knife control movement!

    I say we push a bill to ban all steak knives, and all other common kitchen knives. Maybe we can leave the butter knife alone, but then maybe they are too dangerous as well, if someone can misuse it and turn it into weapon it shall be illegal to own!

    The sport of baseball must be abolished as well, as it is possible for a baseball bat to be used as a weapon. Any other suggestions? Let’s write a bill and get it passed!

  10. #10 by Weer'd Beard on April 1, 2009 - 9:41 am

    The guy in Mass had a LONG rap sheet. Assault, Threat, illigal posession of a firarm.

    He did his worst work with a damn kitchen knife. Something tells me the tools weren’t the important factor in this equation.

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