Hobbits PUNK’d! Herman Cain Campaign is Hoax on Republicans (like Carl Wimmer)

Punking the Hobbits

While Herman Cain’s popularity among the most ignorant group of people (Republicans) on the planet (I call them Hobbits), and the rest of us were getting our panties all in a bunch over it, Rachel Maddow figured it outPROOF she is the smartest political pundit in the world.

“But at this point in the campaign no one has figured out that this is not politics. This is art.”

The evidence:

  • Still has no real campaign team, no state offices

    Herman Cain's Campaign is SMOKIN!

  • Claims his 999 plan came from bank teller on Chagrin Blvd in Pepper Pike, Ohio?
  • 999 is also the tax structure of SimCity
  • Sexual harassment settlement dated 9/99
  • Chapter 9 of his book is called “45-A Special Number” (4+5=9)
  • Compared himself to Black Walnut flavored Häagen-Dazs, for it’s ‘staying power,’ doesn’t exist anymore
  • “Koch brother from another mother”
  • Closed first GOP debate with a verse the Pokemon movie theme song
  • The weird smile that follows his campaign managers smoking a cigarette
    ...when a man was a man, a horse was a horse

    ...and a man on a horse was just a man on a horse unless...


  • The ‘He Carried Yellow Flowers’ Campaign video
  • This Stossel punked HARD in this interview on abortion

Who’s been punked so far?

  • Hobbits and Tea Baggers
  • Koch Brothers
  • Fox News
  • Brewski/Rush Limbaugh

Reminds of the Punking Carl Wimmer did on Herriman Hobbits.

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I can think of a few more:

…to be continued…

Should have known when we saw this.

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  1. #1 by San Juan Bautista on November 5, 2011 - 11:46 am

    Who is punk’d are progressives, you want him to run, it’s the only chance the democrat party has to retain the presidency. Even then Cain could beat obama pretty easy anyway.

    Pretty much a manikin in a cheap suit could beat Obama, perfect candidate always keeps its mouth shut..om the flip side just obama keep talking and “leading” and it’ll all be sewn up come November 2012.

    Even the most committed brainwashed progressive,(like cliff) would have to admit that from the sell on what the African Prince could get done for progressives, instead he has teabagged Wall Street. He is by his deeds one sorry president. The anti prog.

    it’s almost “Jimmy Time”! obama needs a “Billy brother” could help his polling numbers.

  2. #2 by Shane Smith on November 5, 2011 - 12:32 pm

    Hold on, I think he is trying to communicate something. Primitive, yes, childish, yes, grotesque even, certainly, but he who cannot be named does in fact appear to be trying to tell us something…

    The problem cliff, is that the only way to know if this was true, is if he held onto the lead, and got the nomination, and even managed to win, and then stepped down refusing to lead. And that won’t happen. As a republican strategist pointed out recently, Cain has no chance, and he won’t get the nod.

    Same strategist pointed out that the secret to running for the GOP was to simplify to the point of stupidity, and that “bumper sticker messages” sold to the GOP and actual well reasoned positions don’t, so you know he knows his stuff.

  3. #3 by San Juan Bautista on November 5, 2011 - 1:45 pm

    C’mom Shame, it couldn’t get any more simplistic and stupid than the campaign obama ran to get elected. The far left are a group of morons for thinking even for second there would be change. There was change, obama with Wall Street’s balls in his mouth!! .obama punk’d progressives. Cain can’t even hold a candle or a hot pizza to that whipping.

  4. #4 by Shane Smith on November 5, 2011 - 3:24 pm

    Simplistic or stupid? Like thinking people would test chimps with dog treats?

    Or like your german “no gas holds heat” paper?

    You are the expert in this area, I accept your far greater experience and will consider your case…

  5. #5 by San Juan Bautista on November 5, 2011 - 3:49 pm

    Read the words McShame…simplistic AND stupid..First sign you’re punked, is to desperately change the subject.

    Is it winter yet?

    Ever eat a dog treat McShame?

  6. #6 by Richard Warnick on November 5, 2011 - 5:14 pm

    I suppose Herman Cain’s role is to keep the Tea-GOP base entertained while the Wall Street Republicans nominate Willard. But Cain is not good for the brand. Makes it hard for sane people to vote GOP.

  7. #7 by cav on November 5, 2011 - 6:13 pm

    …nominate Willard?! I believe Rove’s staying up late most nites twisting Jebs arm to become the ‘anointed’.

  8. #8 by Larry Bergan on November 5, 2011 - 8:25 pm

    Pat Paulson was brilliant in his comical running for president campaign back in the day, but to actually get to debate with the other contenders in the GOP is just unsurpassed!

  9. #9 by Shane Smith on November 5, 2011 - 9:03 pm

    The most interesting part to me is that the one person who makes the best nominie to win, is so far left (ok, almost center) that he has no chance of getting the GOP nomination. Poor Huntsman.

  10. #10 by brewski on November 5, 2011 - 9:21 pm

    Pretty ironic for Cliff to claim that conservatives have been punked when Cliff is the Punkee-In-Chief.

    Cliff stuck his neck way way out and bought into Obama’s lies hook line and sinker about all this crap about closing Gitmo, universal healthcare, no lobbyists in his administration, uniting not dividing, post partisan, high ethical standards, earmark reform, waffle waffle waffle.

    All of which turned out to be cruel jokes….and the joke was on Cliff!

    What a punkee and dumbshit Cliff has proven himself to be.

    Me thinks he dost protest too much.

  11. #11 by Larry Bergan on November 5, 2011 - 9:53 pm

    I think cav may be on to something: the GOP doesn’t want to have Huntsman debating Jeb when he pops out of the woodwork at the last minute.

    The media is thinking they might not be able to hide the fact that Chris Christie was exposed by journalist Brad Friedman as being David Koch’s “kind of guy” and Mitt Romney is going to have to get a little plastic surgery to become Ronald Reagan.

    Let’s face it; it’s looking pretty sad. 🙁

  12. #12 by cav on November 7, 2011 - 4:52 pm

    Well, it looks like the Republican ‘black’ candidate, Koch Brothers brother from another mother is about to shuffle off the stage.

  13. #13 by brewski on November 7, 2011 - 5:04 pm

    Racism of the left runs very very deep.

  14. #14 by Larry Bergan on November 7, 2011 - 5:05 pm

    Let’s hope Cain leaves the stage in a Bob Dole fashion. 🙂

  15. #15 by Larry Bergan on November 7, 2011 - 5:07 pm

    When is brewski coming back from vacation? This stand in is making me tired.

  16. #16 by cav on November 7, 2011 - 8:37 pm

    Racism of the left runs very very deep


    Conservative Race Narratives
    So confusing. http://mediamatters.org/blog/201111070015

  17. #17 by cav on November 7, 2011 - 9:51 pm

    Ann Coulter Defends “Our Blacks Are Better Than Their Blacks” Statement


  18. #18 by cav on November 10, 2011 - 9:44 am

  19. #19 by Larry Bergan on November 10, 2011 - 8:39 pm


    Now THAT’S funny!

    It’s been blocked from cavs link but you can still go to funnyordie.com

    Don’t miss this one folks!

    Obviously the real Mike Tyson.

  20. #20 by cav on November 10, 2011 - 9:26 pm

    Larry, thanks for providing a route to that very funny video. His Vice President is also perfect.

  21. #21 by Larry Bergan on November 10, 2011 - 10:04 pm

    I doubt Cain is happy with Tyson’s portrayal, but I wouldn’t recommend getting into a fist fight over it. 🙂

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