Fine, Whatever, It isn’t like we were teaching them anything anyway

At this point, I just don’t have the energy to care. The Utah state collection of morons that literally make the rest of the GOP look good by comparison is in the running against AZ for the title of worst government officials ever, so this is hardly a shock at this point. It just isn’t worth trying any more.

Maybe we can just pray the sex away?


  1. #1 by Larry Bergan on February 23, 2012 - 10:13 pm

    All Republicans and some Democrats used to believe the best way to teach children about sex was to impeach Bill Clinton.

    All kidding aside; the best way is to make movies where teenagers have sex and are punished by dying in horrible ways that don’t involve sex. 🙂

    Honestly though, I think youth have the right to know how to stay alive and It seems that could be taught by either a red-faced parent or a red-faced school teacher. In my case, I had no idea what the red-faced teacher was talking about and my parents only said something about birds and bees. I got any sex education I received through the grapevine of cryptic hearsay from other youths who were as ignorant as I was.

    From what I can tell; the very last place to learn about sex is at church.

  2. #2 by cav on February 23, 2012 - 10:24 pm

    Whatever the Elders say…do just the opposite! Right Kids?!

  3. #3 by Larry Bergan on February 23, 2012 - 10:29 pm

    Heard an interesting story about this on NPR the other day.

    (totally paraphrasing):

    A daughter came to her father in distress and told him she was pregnant. Being a doctor, he became angry and barked, “didn’t I tell you about this!”

    His daughter replied: “but dad, we had a monogamous relationship”.

  4. #4 by brewski on February 23, 2012 - 10:56 pm

    the title of worst government officials ever,

    Oh really?

    Let’s ask a third party source:

    Utah gets an A-, one of only three states to earn a grade that high. All other states are lower.

    So Shane, this is example 2,000,000 of your penchant for data free dumbass ignorant uninformed uneducated uncurious and pretty much stupid as shit statements you always make.

    Maybe we can just pray you will do your homework before embarrassing yourself.


  5. #5 by cav on February 23, 2012 - 11:07 pm

    Even if there’s no ‘extra credit’ can’t a State aspire to something higher or is the last to the bottom somehow a ‘winner’?

  6. #6 by brewski on February 23, 2012 - 11:10 pm

    Shane used the term “worst” which is a relative term referring to the other states. It is not an absolute descriptor such as good or bad. So since we now know that Utah is in the top 3, what we have learned is that Shane is the “worst” when it comes to reading. And that is bad.

  7. #7 by Larry Bergan on February 23, 2012 - 11:27 pm

    brewski coward:

    Did somebody say something about sex education?

    Why are we talking about the Pee-On-You foundation endowment council center?

  8. #8 by cav on February 23, 2012 - 11:31 pm

    It should be clear after something like a trillion reminders; your exaggeration is not becoming a man of your sagacity.

    Teaching kids about sects only impedes their ability to create their own realities. We’ talking on-the-job-training here, and there’s no ‘mercy’ if you muff it. Especially you victims out there. Ricky understands.

  9. #9 by cav on February 23, 2012 - 11:37 pm

    Of course the use of the term ‘man’ is presumptive. I am not a sexologist.

  10. #10 by cav on February 24, 2012 - 8:14 am

    The politically correct use and maintenance of the vagina and uterus jobs sector is going to open up big time!

    Buy! Buy! Buy!

  11. #11 by cav on February 24, 2012 - 7:39 pm

    The Wall Street Takeover of the USA, Greece and other places DEPENDS on people NOT being able to understand what they are doing.

  12. #12 by cav on February 24, 2012 - 8:21 pm

    An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

    The first passenger Sarah Palin said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America ’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

    The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America ”. So he grabbed the second pack and jumped…

    The third passenger, Scott Walker said, “I am the Governor of the great state of Wisconsin and someday I will be President of the United States and I am the smartest governor of all the state governors, some even call me the Anointed One.” So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

    The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

    The little girl said, “That’s okay Dr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest governor just bailed with my schoolbag.”

  13. #14 by Larry Bergan on February 25, 2012 - 2:58 am

    They, (whoever they are, and I wouldn’t say who I was if I were they) prefer to probe women in obscene ways with metallic objects in the most private of places.

    Governors have to say who they are and a particular one has had to furiously relent on this obvious intrusion into the health and dignity of women.


  14. #15 by cav on February 25, 2012 - 7:55 am

    Some crony of the guv’s no doubt got an L.L.C. directly related to the probes intended for this most Christian effort.

  15. #16 by HappyHeathen on February 25, 2012 - 8:34 pm

    abstinence-only or nothing at all

    I live in Washington State and we are being inundated with pro-Mormen commercials in anticipation of our Republican caucuses sending delegates to the national convention for Mittens. Then you read about this nonsense of abstinence-only or nothing at all. (it’s in our news papers) Call down to the Mormen headquarters and tell them to save their money on the commercials. As a progressive I’m going to caucus with the Republicans this year so I can vote for Santorum. A lot of us are. I don’t know if it is going to work but…..better than an abstinence-only Mormen and a vote for Santorum now is worth two votes for Obama come Nov.

  16. #17 by cav on February 25, 2012 - 9:26 pm

  17. #18 by cav on February 28, 2012 - 2:03 pm

    The chairman of the Alabama Senate Health Committee said he doesn’t see a conflict of interest between his support for a bill that would require physicians to perform ultrasounds on women seeking abortions and his company, which sells the type of equipment the bill would require.

  18. #19 by Me on February 28, 2012 - 2:52 pm

    Dear ignorant fuckwad of a troll,

    The link you have submitted grades states in 4 areas, none of which considers education or welfare of children. Please take your uninformed opinion, for it till it is all sharp corners, and take the former vice presidents advice.

    Thank you
    The Managment

  19. #20 by cav on February 28, 2012 - 5:53 pm

    So this isn’t the ‘sausage fest’ thread?

    The Management needs management, an enema, and a stout hit of smarts. But I believe that’s been the subject of most of these threads from the beginning.

  20. #21 by Sponge Bob on February 29, 2012 - 4:02 pm

    It’s the Sea Cumcumber thread…yeah..

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