Anthem For The White Cry Babies

I don’t watch them, but from the little I’ve been forced to see while at the grocery store, I’d say this includes the fake reality referred to as “The Duck Dynasty”. I don’t care if you got your creds from the Jerry Springer show or get a million, making your own country look foolish; white trash will always be what it is, and nobody will ever stop assholes from having opinions.

I hate having to write that last paragraph, because – well – I’m an old white man and I feel I’m getting blamed for turning this country into a worldwide farce, when I’ve done a lot to try and stop it.

Personally, I prefer to pay attention to attractive young people with new ideas, but instead I get these bearded, stinking, fakes who are out for a buck and getting helped by – of all things ; The Arts and Entertainment channel?

Jesus! Help us now!

The Anthem: :D

Personally, I believe the loss of Ted Nugent’s reality show left a terrible void which had to be filled with…

  1. #1 by Larry Bergan on January 4, 2014 - 6:58 am

    Got shitty pants?

  2. #2 by Richard Warnick on January 4, 2014 - 11:07 am

    I’ve never watched “Duck Dynasty,” but I’m amazed at the breadth of their product licensing. You can buy “Duck Dynasty” Chia Pets, band aids, cook books, seasonings, air fresheners, even “duck tape.” I could not make this up.

    I remember when A&E was known for great TV like Horatio Hornblower.

    • #3 by Larry Bergan on January 4, 2014 - 12:09 pm

      Duck Dynasty Chia Pets?

      Well, at least you know when your empire has fallen.

      Good riddance!

      We’ll survive with sun and wind, and whatever the brilliant new youth can come up with!

      Oil is forever dead!

  3. #4 by brewski on January 4, 2014 - 12:21 pm

    We can always count on lefties to spew classist hate.

    • #5 by cav on January 4, 2014 - 4:27 pm

      Everyone outside of the United States of America thinks we’re all just like the Duck (Goat) Dynasty.

      They all want to see us ded.

      As Pope Francis pointed out, this is a fascist country, run by greedy capitalist warmongers, and shall always remain so. If we changed any of this, we just wouldn’t be America any more, would we?

      • #6 by Larry Bergan on January 4, 2014 - 6:11 pm

        Stuff happens fast!

        None of it was real.

        I’ve worked too hard all these years to let this happen!

      • #7 by brewski on January 6, 2014 - 4:39 am

        You must be referring some different Pope Francis.

        • #8 by cav on January 6, 2014 - 9:03 am

          There is but ONE socia1ist, classist spewing Pope.

  4. #9 by Larry Bergan on January 4, 2014 - 6:33 pm

    And yes…
    I rode the teacup ride at Disneyland when I was five.

    Have MUCH better memories!

    • #10 by brewski on January 6, 2014 - 4:40 am

      Disneyland is a capitalistic for profit discriminatory business owned by billionaires. You should be ashamed.

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