Be Sure To Set Your Clock Forward On Sunday

Unless you want to be fired for NOT showing up to your corporate job eh?

Can we start, by NOT having to set our clocks forwards or backwards

Congress decides.

  1. #1 by Larry Bergan on March 8, 2014 - 5:12 am

    I always show up for my corporate job.

    Why?

  2. #2 by Larry Bergan on March 8, 2014 - 9:00 am

    America went to the moon 17 times and brought the astronauts back to earth safely.

    The teabag party couldn’t get to Murray and back if they had a chauffeur.

  3. #3 by Larry Bergan on March 8, 2014 - 2:57 pm

    Sorry for the scary video.

  4. #4 by Nathan Erkkila on March 8, 2014 - 7:46 pm

    DST is a literal definition of a double-edge sword. People love it in Autumn, but hate it in Spring.

  5. #5 by Larry Bergan on March 9, 2014 - 12:57 am

    Nathan:

    The last thing Americans need is another disruption. I don’t like resetting my clock forwards OR backwards any more then I like having to brush my teeth every morning.

    Brushing my teeth serves a purpose.

  6. #6 by Larry Bergan on March 9, 2014 - 1:36 am

    Why does my fucking windows 8 microsoft clock warn me it’s going to advance forward an hour and is showing the wrong time?

  7. #9 by Larry Bergan on March 9, 2014 - 1:53 am

    I LOVE mushrooms, but I don’t have any.

  8. #10 by Larry Bergan on March 9, 2014 - 7:20 am

    A great song shows up at the end of the top post. Didn’t want you to miss it:

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