The Short Hilarious Saga of ReaganBook

When Sofonda Cox, Dixie Normous, and Johnny Hotballs are some of your sites most prominent users, you’re either a gay porn site or a new conservative social media site known as ReaganBook.

Yes, my friends, anti-gay nutjob Janet Porter was offended by Facebook and the fact that some of its employees walked in a pride parade, so she launched her own, independent social media site and named it ReaganBook. Let’s be clear, the name was not intended ironically.

Porter, for those who don’t know her, is a conservative of the evangelical sub-variety. She was previously known a Janet Folger. She founded and runs Faith2Action from which she endlessly advocates for her “heartbeat bill” which would ban abortion after a heartbeat is detected in the fetus. She’s a young earth creationist and a diehard believer in the myth the Christians are persecuted in the US. IOW, she’s a garden variety wingnut, bigot and loudmouth.

Anyway, so Janet Porter got her ever bunchable panties in a bunch over something Facebook did, she decided to launch a Facebook for patriots. The site launched and had about 30 or so members. Then various websites noticed it – namely Joe My God. Within hours, the number of users swelled into the hundreds, including the previously mentioned Sofonda Cox, Dixie Normous and Johnny Hotballs. ReaganBook was quickly swamped in a flood of porn, pages dedicted to Ronald Reagan’s titties, and generally offensive and surreal content. Users such as Al Zheimers, Ben Ghazi and Parah Salin signed up to participate in the fun and games.

The Dailybeast observed:

ReaganBook shows no discernable signs of longevity. It’s already been forced to temporarily shut down, after many of its thousand-plus members are trolls calling themselves things like “Albradorft Lincler,” “Al Zheimers,” and “Ben Ghazi.” The site runs tremendously slowly, and its attempts to interact with members through a messaging platform have proven fruitless. There’s hardly any involvement in thought-provoking (and clearly troll-created) pages like “Cut Dicks for Christ,” which simply says: “Calling all cut dicks.”

Everytime you start feeling sorry for Porter and her naive, non-ironic ways, remember this:

Is this immature? Oh, you bet your ass it is. It’s also hilarious. As mean as it may seem to just never let the right have anything nice, let’s not forget that their whole schtick in the first place is to deny actual human rights to a good portion of the country, which is a lot meaner–and quite frankly far more petty and immature than making fun of their sad Ronald Reagan Facebook. They are actively horrid to the left, and really, all we have these days is the fact that we’re right and we’re funnier. Which, my god, they really do hate–so it is important that we keep this up.

Porter and her minions (by minions I mean minion and by minion I mean an IT student from a Christian university), tried frantically to salvage the situation. At one point, the site included a message to users:

Everyone note: We’re under attack. All the disturbing posts and new members are coming from another site. This site is another site. We’ll fix it soon. If you see a friend who has posted disturbing images, tehy (sic) have been hacked.

Within 24 hours of going live, Porter and her abused IT student switched the site into offline mode, effectively shutting it down.

  1. #1 by Larry Bergan on August 3, 2014 - 12:30 pm

    I don’t approve of trolls at all, but I doubt a Reagan worship site would have really taken off anyway.

    • #2 by Glenden Brown on August 4, 2014 - 9:54 am

      Larry – it wasn’t a Reagan worship site, it was supposed to be a social media site ala Facebook, only specifically for “patriots” and conservatives, hence the non-ironic name ReaganBook.

  2. #3 by project censored on August 3, 2014 - 3:09 pm

    So its something like this site, just as a cultural/political counter.

    Love diversity and the perversity it generates.

    • #4 by Larry Bergan on August 3, 2014 - 3:30 pm

      You mean, like, a kitchen counter?

      I swear glenn, sometimes your responses are like the results of one of those computer pastimes, where you type in a some verbs and nouns and funny sentences come out.

  3. #5 by Anonymous on August 3, 2014 - 3:57 pm

    Assphictersayswhat? No Larry, as in counter, the adverb dum dum.

    Meaning to oppose, or the opposite of. As in countervailing force.

    Small wonder the site is in the crapper you involved as much as you are.

  4. #6 by Larry Bergan on August 3, 2014 - 4:10 pm

    I haven’t been perfect, but I fished some of YOUR nonsense out for the interested. You should be grateful.

  5. #7 by evil plankton on August 4, 2014 - 1:41 am

    Spoken like a true Nazi. You might make Goebbels blush Larry.. He could pin a medal on your might get laid.

  6. #8 by Anonymous on August 4, 2014 - 1:40 pm

    Like this site is a construct for hard left progressives and NPR listeners? Is that what I am to understand?

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