Am I A Bad Person?

I hate to admit it, but I AM bad person.

I suspected the petition to allow guns into the GOP convention, which got over 53,000 signatures, was actually started by a lefty when I first saw it. April fools day was coming fast, but somebody jumped the gun I guess.

I signed. 🙁

In my defense, you can’t say the right hasn’t opened themselves up for this sort of impossible-to-parody parody. It is just plain plausible, no matter how you word it. The Secret Service probably didn’t want to inject themselves into the joke, but felt compelled to put an end to any speculation that a single gun would be allowed into the “Quicken Loans Arena” this July.


It was fun, imagining what might happen though. I even saw myself showing up, popping a paper bag and ducking. I already admitted I was a bad person. 🙂

  1. #1 by Larry Bergan on April 2, 2016 - 1:20 am

    Couldn’t help myself from thinking about one of the closing scenes from “Reservoir Dogs”. The circular firing squad scene.

    I watched it again to see if I remembered it right and ended up buying “The Hateful Eight” yesterday. Quentin Tarantino is a great American writer and director. His grasp of surprising twists, original plots and gory humor is unmatched.

    I was hoping I’d be able to see it at the old “Villa Theater” in “Cinerama” as he intended it to be seen on Christmas, but it wasn’t to be.

  2. #2 by Well..yes. on April 4, 2016 - 10:00 am

    Well yes Larry, after the reading of extended drivel you produce, the answer is are a bad person.

    • #3 by Larry Bergan on April 4, 2016 - 11:34 am

      I already concluded that, Well…yes.

      As soon as the Republican party reforms itself, we’ll see if I can become good.

  3. #4 by Well..yes. on April 5, 2016 - 4:37 pm

    Then you can join it. It is the party of good. progressive socialists being the party of mass murder in the last century.

  4. #5 by Larry Bergan on April 5, 2016 - 5:55 pm

    I don’t see any mass murder tendencies in Bernie Sanders, but I’m thinking you’re not voting because, “they’re all the same”.

    Right Well…yes?

  5. #6 by Larry Bergan on April 5, 2016 - 5:56 pm

    I’m talking to somebody named Well…yes. 🙁

  6. #7 by Nathan Erkkila on April 5, 2016 - 11:43 pm

    Well I don’t want anyone to die, but their stance is hypocritical. They only want people to have guns when it benefits them.

    • #8 by Larry Bergan on April 6, 2016 - 9:44 am

      The Republicans have been using phony wedge issues for a long time, and I think this petition illustrated that their arguments have folded back on themselves to the point that reality can’t be discerned anymore.

      There was a guy from Mississippi who’s been in the cake baking business for many years and doesn’t know a single other cake business owner who wouldn’t bake a cake for a gay couple.

      It would be funny, except for it hurts people. In the case of guns, it even kills people.

  7. #9 by Well..yes. on April 7, 2016 - 10:36 am

    Absolutely not..I will participate in the coming Landslide.

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