Archive for category Laugh
In my opinion, you shouldn’t make shit up!
Am I being too judgmental? Am I blowing things out of proportion?
From The Washington Post:
Conservative scholars are saying that legalizing same-sex marriage will cause 900,000 abortions.
I hate getting news about Utah from national publications. I probably missed the coverage here, but I’m so tired of being made into a laughing stock when this stuff gets out. Would I be wrong to say that contortions of reality might be encouraged by trying to get the bible to say what you want it to say.
This guy is a lawyer. Maybe he’s tried to get one too many contracts to say what he wanted them to say for the sake of winning a case. My guess is that he used to work for supreme court justice Antonin Scalia, who can make any ruling conform to his political objectives. Even Scalia wouldn’t have come up with anything THIS stupid, but “Bush vs Gore” definitely made the history books as a landmark American slump in logic.
Who are these “100 scholars of marriage”? They can’t all be from Utah.
A video rebuke:
I couldn’t come up with a better April Fool joke than this.
The gag on Google Maps enables visitors to click on a Pac-Man symbol in the lower left of the screen to play the video game on whatever location is listed in the address bar. As has been happening for nearly 35 years, Pac-Man eats blinking dots while trying to elude four “ghosts” — Pinky, Blinky, Inky and Clyde.
This is just crazy!
Daylight savings time is one of my pet-peeves, because it seems like a totally unnecessary annoyance in our increasingly annoying existence. Just one more thing to elevate my blood pressure. This morning, I was watching a program I like on CBS, because it’s not as angering as almost everything else you can see on the public airwaves. It’s called “CBS This Morning” and it usually features interesting stories from almost anywhere that tend to make you feel good.
If I hadn’t called my mother last night, I would have missed the first hour of the show because I wouldn’t have remembered to set my clock forward for daylight savings.
Today’s show included one of those little factoids that you sometimes get before a station break. It said that Benjamin Franklin had originally introduced the idea of daylight savings time for the purpose of saving candles.
I always understood the time was changed to make it easier for farmers somehow, but my mom, who also dislikes daylight sayings time and grew up on a farm, says the only thing it did was confuse the cattle twice a year.
Well, the candles don’t seem worried, the cattle are still confused, and so am I.
Maybe somebody in the congress can tell us why we still do this, but I, seriously, doubt it. What could he/she possibly say?
Because they never cared about legislating from the bench anyway, if their side could win by doing that. I didn’t pose that as a question because it’s a fact.
This ACA in the supreme court challenge is a very interesting one and it puts Republican lawmakers right on the hot seat. They have been doing everything they could to kill the legislation that almost everybody seems to like, including hospitals, patients and insurance companies. Nobody’s been complaining; surely not me, who for the first time in eight years, actually has health care.
This never had to get to the supreme court and even if the supreme court decision results in millions of people losing their health care and sending the entire health system into chaos, it will be because the Republicans refuse to clarify four words in the law either before OR after the decision comes down.
Although this is going to directly effect me in a profound way, I’m going to be pulling up a chair and getting the popcorn ready.
Isn’t it usually religious folks who say people who use expletives use them because they don’t have anything intelligent to say?
This YouTube video entitled “Love Letters to Richard Dawkins” will make you laugh:
For nearly ten years and more than 1,400 episodes, Colbert remained a constantly amusing and insightful part of our national dialogue. …By embracing the absurd and truly embodying it, Colbert has made politics and public policy uproariously funny, while providing much-needed bouts of sanity for devoted news junkies.
…I doubt we’ll ever see a conservative comic, or one of any partisan stripes, deliver the kind of satirical brilliance and insights that Colbert has for the last decade.
Thanks, Steven, we needed a few laughs to keep from crying.
This November, they call it Daylight Saving but the thing that needs saving…is us! (via Nacho Punch).
“Daylight Saving” will not be in theaters (I think). So many movie trailers beg the question, “Is this an actual movie or a joke?” The first time I remember thinking that was when I saw the trailer for “The Postman” (1997). More recently, to cite some random examples, trailers for “Snakes on a Plane” (2006), “Battleship” (2012) the movie based on the board game, and “Casa de mi Padre” (2012) made me wonder.
Daniel O’Brien offers this thought:
Some filmmakers are embracing this idea of movies being designed to be consumed ironically, while other filmmakers are just making shitty movies. And the frustrating thing is that there is no observable difference between the two. Once upon a time, I could finish watching a trailer and my only thought would either be “That was good” or “That was bad.” Now, I watch most trailers and I just scratch my head, thinking, “Hey, filmmakers: Did you really mean that? …Is any of this a joke?”
What are your favorite “is this really a movie” trailers?
I have no idea what sort of fowl play was going on there, but that’s me on the left; a dead ringer for Nikita Khrushchev.
The jury is in.
If these people are standing up for children, why is everybody sitting down?
Sorry, I just thought it was funny.
The recent events in Ferguson have put a larger spotlight on racism then usual. I ran across this small portion of a 1971 interview with Muhammad Ali.
Ali is a special guy. He was arrogant to a fault, spit in the eye of the military industrial complex, denounced the power structure, religious leanings and bigotry of his country and is beloved by all.
This is why:
According to the description on this YouTube post, Michael Moore didn’t make any money off this film, even though it’s another masterpiece by the worlds best documentary artist who has a knack for making people laugh at tragedies which must be fixed.
I hope I’m not helping to deprive Mr. Moore of any earnings, but he is known for not trying to squeeze every last penny from his works, and just wants to help America break free from the capitalist’s embarrassing stranglehold on the citizens who worked really hard to get them where they are.
You should buy the film on Blue-ray to get the extras, which add greatly to the film and offer solutions by American businesses and leaders who want to do things to bring capitalism back into a workable sphere.
You have to watch these two videos that were compiled at BradBlog concerning the “controversy” gone wild in Nevada:
The worst mea-culpa in history:
If Fox “news” gives him permission, even Sean Hannity is going to stop reporting this nonsense. I have no idea where the militias are going from here.