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I’m so sorry to write this missive as a lead article (for 15 minutes) but I don’t remember how to find the comments and respond to them. The lonely little side-bar response to my article I’ve not seen, except for half a sentence. It seemed to be saying that the old days are gone now, and so we need NATO and the JN. I agree. With NATO, it is the trip-wire provision that we go to war, automatically if any NATO nation is attacked, regardless of who the attacker is. This takes not only the United States Congress, but the president, as Commander in Chief, from the decision to go to war. I support both the UN and, if handled correctly, NATO. But President J. Reuben Clark and I oppose the automatic going to war. Just like the fools, the ancient general staffs of all sides in WW I. No one wanted that war. There was no Adolph Hitler in that war that destroyed the entire 20th century. Better to have shot the general staffs, who came to deserve exactly that. What President Clark called for, and I, are what the United States has always done, before NATO. That is, to have treaties of peace and friendship with our allies and then, should hostilities commence, such treaties would call for all parties to go to war, or not, as their constitutions provide. In this way, we don’t declare war against a nation, and surely all the people, have not yet been born. How, pray tell, do we justify going to war against, and for, people not, or no longer, live on earth. With a few caveats, ditto for the UN. No provision of law allows the UN to overreach Congress in the decision for war or peace. For anyone interested, read my book with the late Francis Wormuth, To Cain the Dog of War. It is by odds the best book ever written on the way we go to war. Every single war we’ve ever fought, including our wars against the Indian tribes, is there analyzed. Francis did not live to see this book in print. I worked two years after his death to finish it. And I updated it 4 or 5 times, alone. I still put my dear friend’s name first, because I am honored to be linked, now, forever. Something like Mormon marriage through time and eternity. ed firmage xoxo
I love the fact that Alan Grayson was able to get back into congress along with Elizabeth Warren. NOW when I get the old, “they’re all the same” refrain, I can say, “well not exactly”.
Alan names his amendment to H.R. 1960 the, “The Mind Your Own Business Act”. When was the last time you heard somebody in congress come up with a plan that didn’t have an Orwellian name? Republicans are always so proud of people on their side who just come right out and say what they think. It’s usually crazy as hell, but they say it anyway. Alan shoots from the hip too, but it sparks something in your brain that says: this really makes sense. Also, for years, Republicans were prohibited from disagreeing with anything a Republican in the hierarchy said. Grayson can say he disagrees with Obama’s stance, because he’s a Democrat. That’s my hope.
MSNBC is supposed to be “the liberal channel”, so why is the host of this segment trying to “get something” on Grayson for insinuating the Nazi’s would have loved to have a “Total Information Awareness” type of system that is going in to full gear, very soon. Grayson answers a question with a question, but it’s a good one, which the host, basically, answers by saying, ‘I’m the one asking the questions here’.
The question Grayson asks is,
How do you feel about the fact that the Government is keeping a record of every single phone call that you make?
I’m totally perplexed at the media coverage Edward Snowden is getting at this late date. He’s not the only whistle-blower on this matter. We have known for many years the government had planned to collect, and has been collecting as much information about every one of us as they could. Now that they are close to having the ability to get EVERYTHING, we get polls that tell us Americans WANT to have all their private information collected to…
AND I’M REALLY GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THIS…
Keep us safe.
If the government is serious about keeping me safe, they’d stop spending so much money on secret surveillance, prisons and war. What I really need to keep me “safe” is single payer healthcare and “food security”.
I think Grayson’s best quote in the video is this:
Martin, you are completely missing the point. The point is that we’re taking measures that are not correlated in any sense with our safety, and even if they were it would be beneath our dignity as human beings. That’s what this is all about. All right, listen. You could always make people safer by taking extreme measures. If, for instance, we lowered the speed limit to 10 miles per hour, people would be safer. If we outlawed knives and forks, people would be safer. If we made everybody fly on the airlines naked, people would be safer. None of those things corresponds to my sense of human dignity, and I think I’m not the only one who feels that way….
If you’d like to support congressman Grayson’s amendment, you can sign up here.
From fifty-thousand feet all the way down to pebbles on the beach, the distribution of this anti-Muslim DVD on behalf of the Republican candidate for President evokes the Nazi rise to power.
photo credit: Kier42
From Chris Rodda. On Friday, September 26, the end of a week in which thousands of copies of Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West — the fear-mongering, anti-Muslim documentary being distributed by the millions in swing states via DVDs inserted in major newspapers and through the U.S. mail — were distributed by mail in Ohio, a "chemical irritant" was sprayed through a window of the Islamic Society of Greater Dayton, where 300 people were gathered for a Ramadan prayer service. The room that the chemical was sprayed into was the room where babies and children were being kept while their mothers were engaged in prayers. This, apparently, is what the scare tactic political campaigning of John McCain’s supporters has led to — Americans perpetrating a terrorist attack against innocent children on American soil.
Linda Carter, a noted evangelical Christian who used to play Wonder Woman on television, was asked by a reporter for a magazine in Philadelphia how she felt about the media calling VP candidate Sarah Palin the “new Wonder Woman.” Carter didn’t just have an opinion, she “WENT OFF!”
Don’t get me started. She’s the anti-Wonder Woman. She’s judgmental and dictatorial, telling people how they’ve got to live their lives. And a superior religious self-righteousness … that’s just not what Wonder Woman is about.
And ended with:
People need to speak up. Doesn’t mean that I’m godless. Doesn’t mean that I am a murderer. What I hate is this demonization of everybody but one position. You’re un-American because you’re against the war. It’s such bullshit. Fear. It’s really such a finite way of thinking about God to think that your measley little mind can know the mind of God. It’s a very little God that way. I think that God’s bigger. I don’t presume to know his mind. Or her mind.
Yeah Mormons, SPEAK UP!
Good for you, Linda!
Its time for the law enforcement community to decide of they are going become a community of thugs or respectful civil servants. It takes balls to be a cop. If you are so afraid that you have to man handle women, you should not be a cop. If you’re not willing to take the risk, don’t do it. If you really, really respect authority and have no interest in the law and the Constitution, don’t become a cop.
If you are an angry, white jar-head, do not become a cop. If you hate liberal and progressive people who protest the government, don’t become a cop.
There are good cops and bad cops. If you are a bad cop, you suck. If you are a good cop, speak up.
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Call Chris Rider from St. Paul Mayor Coleman’s office is 651-266-8535, (651) 266-8513 fax and the Ramsey County Jail at 651-266-9350 (press extension 0).
This kind of shit is not the exception, it seems to have become the rule.
Author’s Note: I’m about to go on a much-needed July 24th holiday (no cheering from the fascist fan club, please). But I didn’t want to disappear without an appropriate parting gift. So here it is. Lass’t ‘s schmecken
The Right has a double-barreled shotgun up its ass. In chamber one is anger over out-of-control immigration. Chris Cannon can now fart in stereo thanks to this one. In chamber two is gun rights, for it appears that right-wing ejaculation over the recent Supreme Court ruling was premature. Whether the NRA’s capacity to blow wind will also now be doubled remains to be seen. Or heard, as the case may be.
It will scandalize my lefty friends to learn that I actually agree with the fascists about the right to carry heat (“if guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns,” Ed Abbey’s syllogism whose subtler meaning is not lost on Dick Cheney). I personally don’t carry any, and have no plans to until such time as we run out of oil. ’til that happy day, I will continue to hope that the ball point is mightier than the bullet.
But, in the spirit of friendship, I have two suggestions for my comrades on the right flank. Sieg Heil! (Please to excuse zis unkontrolled jerk of ze arm. It is eine alte war vound).
My first suggestion is actually borrowed from Abbey, whose solution to the immigration problem from down below was “to stop them at the border, give them a 30-30, and send them home to solve problems in the traditional manner.”
My second is that the NRA provide the guns. Let the political arm of our great citizens’ militia solve the immigration problem as only fascists can. Author’s aside: Has anyone else noticed that NRA and IRA not only rhyme but differ by only one letter?
For no extra charge, I make a third suggestion. Why limit the NRA’s involvement to providing just the iron? Let’s give them a chance to get in on the blood as well. NRA-Sturmtruppen could be deputized to watch the border in lieu of the obviously incompetent Border Patrol. Let’s let our fabled suburban marksmen, whose exploits we read about each year in the Darwin Awards and in the local papers during the great deer hunt, be our minutemen on the border. In exchange for letting them zip around at taxpayer expense on state of the art ATVs, shooting legally and freely at anything that moves (how much more entertaining for all if this also meant other Sturmtruppen), we ask them only to sign a waiver of ATV access on all other BLM and National Forest land. Vat happens on ze border stays on ze border, und zen ze men kommen home to zer vives und children und live happily und peacefully ever after.
Greens and brown shirts working together, we thus fix not only immigration but also our wilderness problem.
If this unique solution finds a receptive audience, I’m willing to examine the GOP’s other proctological problems.
According to Paul “Sorry-ma’am-this-is-my-job-someone’s-got-to-do-it” Mero, chief of Utah’s conservative Sutherland Institute, the state has a vested interest in your sex organs. Your children, you see, are the state’s means of production, and your sex organs, being the means of producing the means, are therefore a national asset subject to oversight. Lots of oversight. The more assets your member produces, the more valuable you are as a member. Biology is destiny. Darwin and the Mormons finally agree on something. Correspondingly, assets that choose not to produce are a threat to the state. Not just the blessed state of marriage, but the blessed STATE, also known as Das Vaterland, ueber, hinter, und inter alles. Non-productive asses, sorry, assets are a threat to the world as we know it.
But I think Paul, with that reticence that is his trademark, is too restrained. The implication of Scripture (“if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out”) and hard-nosed, Malthusian capitalism alike is that we need to GET RID of unproductive units and more aggressively reward the productive, especially the White Anglo-Saxon Productive. America for WASPs! The trickle down theory of sex triumphs! Here, then, are a few modest proposals to keep America in the reproductive running (up there in the lead next to such societal luminaries as the Sudan, Iran, and my personal favorite, Pakistan).
First, build concentration camps for gays. If they misbehave, gas them and cremate their bodies in industrial ovens. These people are a menace to society. Not just their way of life but their LIFE threatens not only marriage but the very fabric of society itself. It’s not clear yet exactly how they do this, but we know that they do. Our Gruppenfuehrer, known locally as GAs (Mormon speak for “General Authorities,” “the Lord’s anointed,” etc.), tell us so.
Second, institute a Frequent Fuckers program bankrolled by the state. This is the flagship program of my proposed new Sexcare system (the necessary and inexcusably overlooked counterpart to the present, post-productive Medicare–overlooked, probably due to insidious queer influence). To clarify, this benefit isn’t just for casual, recreational fucking, which the state will aggressively punish, but productive fucking, fucking with a purpose, fucking on a mission. We want more KIDS, billions and billions of them, googleplexes of them. We want an assembly line of kids rolling out of their mothers. Sadly we haven’t yet invented a less organic way of producing them, but Craig Venter and the geneticists are working on this.
There are three levels in this program, Gold, Silver, and Bronze (local variant: Celestial, Terrestrial, Telestial).
Gold-Level Fuckers, who produce more than twelve children per woman, who constitute a quorum wherever they go, receive the following benefits:
-A free starter palace in an American suburb of your choice, paid for by the sale of confiscated gay properties (several of them). Why wait for the kingdom which is to come when you can have it here? Palaces come complete with walls, drawbridge, armed guards, imported slave labor (will require optional Spanish translator). Many such palaces are on display on the Sandy bench where Paul lives.
-A free Chevvy Suburban, known locally as the Brigham Brougham, every seven years throughout your reproductive life or age 55, whichever comes last, paid for by the sale of even more gay vehicles (it takes about 2.5 Priuses to pay for one Suburban).
Silver-Level Fuckers, who produce six or more kids per woman (you’re in luck, Paul!) get:
-A one-time get out of jail free card from the IRS. Can be used if your reproductive success threatens to overwhelm you in debt.
-A quiver full of school vouchers, courtesy of Overstock.com’s Patrick Byrne (where he gets his money, with Overstock where it is, is a wonder to us all). You CAN have productive sex and send your kids to Harvard! Mitt Romney has also agreed to chip in to insure that every future GA has a chance to see the edyacated world before returning to Utah, the latter being in but not of the former.
-Lifetime membership in the Sutherland Institute, and a no-risk visit from Mormon missionaries, who will instruct you in ways of eternally increasing your productivity. Imagine it, men, eternal growth! Quality and quantity! Eternal male enhancement! One dizzies just thinking of it.
Bronze-Level Fuckers (this, unfortunately, is the farthest I’m likely to get toward that palace, Paul), who produce four or more kids per woman, earn:
-A free copy of Celestial Fucking. Salt Lake City: Deseret Book, forthcoming. In this inspiring, exhaustively correlated and field-tested book, the author, a GA yet to be determined, reveals how patriarchal legends such as Abraham became the fathers of nations and took their first steps on the path of eternal increase.
-A free copy of Mastering Masturbation: Increasing Productivity through Self-Discipline, another Deseret Book masterpiece by the always-inspiring Sheri Dew, who draws on her own experience.
-A free Men on a Mission calendar by Chad Hardy (for her) and a Women Serving Under the Lord calendar (for him), to inspire continued progress in reproductive success. To be used only when you’re together. Publisher’s note: Please never take one of these into the bathroom alone. This is advanced eroticism, for happily married couples only!
-A signed and numbered reprint of Ezra Taft Benson’s famous “Precious Husband” speech that had so many LDS women talking!
-A free copy of the new LDS comedy hit, There’s Something About Martin, a hilarious sendup of gay life. Has audiences in Provo rolling in the aisles (quite a feat given the way some of them are wedged into their seats).
The message to People of Bronze is, “Don’t be discouraged. You are our bread and butter fuckers; we need you!” Fuck for your country! The idea of a new vision for the Peace Corps suggests itself here, but that will have to await another post.
For years, I’ve been wondering how the world would deal with its downward-spiraling population. Paul has the solution. We can no longer afford to leave sex to private enterprise. It needs government regulation. The days of laissez-fuck are over.
Vive l’etat! Sieg Heil! Ad maiorem Dei gloriam!
P.S. Paul, while I have you online, I wanted to remind you that our next Brown Shirt meeting is this coming Thursday. Auf Wiedersehen. Stay hard for your country, man, and your country women.
Update: Plunderbund who broke this story is reporting that the manufacturer is refusing to make the sockpuppet.
Once again, pretty much everyone on the planet has been reminded that unrestrained racism is alive and well in Utah.
Introducing the Sock
MonkeyObama. Brought to you by:
David J. Lawson and Elizabeth A. Lawson
8821 South Deep Creek Drive
West Jordan, Utah 84088-3325
I sure as heck hope the Lawson’s aren’t Mormon. Despite the oft heard, “don’t judge the Church by it’s members,” if they are LDS, this would be another opportunity for the LDS Church to take a stand on the rampant racism festering in West Jordan, home of our long-time mascot of Mormon racism, Senator Chris Buttars.
The reason there are only nine LDS Wards (churches for the uninitiated) within five miles of the Lawsons, is because their subdivision backs up to the mountain. I’ll know by the end of day, if these Lawsons are active or not.
What is clear, is that the Lawsons are racist. Their feeble excuses smack of cutesy, innocent apologetics which in Utah have become an art form.
1} Provide a cuddly toy for the millions of Obama fans to take a little piece of their favorite candidate home with them.
2} Have a means for children to become a part of the political process with a cuddly plush toy all their own.
Our local racists bloggers are out in full force singing the same tune. It goes something like this:
You’re just one of the brainwashed political correctniks who are obsessed with race. With your obsession with race, it sounds like you’re the real racist.
We will never heal the racial divide as long as there remain people like you who are obsessed with race. We are all supposed to be Americans FIRST. Or perhaps you don’t understand what it means to be an American.
The first comment on his post says:
Actually, this sock puppet looks and acts more intelligent than ZER-Obama. Have you heard this worthless nigger? He can barely form complete sentences. It is most likely from him freebasing cocaine while screwing the mudsharks on his campaign tour.
He links to the following organizations. National Alliance News (white supremacist hate group), The Mormon Church, The Book of Mormon, Doctrine & Covenants, LDS Conference Reports, LDS Information Website, LDS Official Website, and much more.
If I were LDS, I’d spend every waking hour getting this guy booted.
Note: I want to be clear, many Utah Mormons are not racist. However, we rarely see the Church disavow admitted racist members.