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Another Day Another 2 (updated) Shooting Rampage(s)

Update (10:30am MDT):  (CNN) — A sixth person has died after a shooting in a townhouse in Santa Clara, California, police said Monday. Police found five people, including two children, shot to death Sunday night in the townhouse. h/t James Farmer.

Close on the heals of Alabama shooting rampage (SR), Americans for the right to bear regrettably give you…

Carthage, N.C. — A lone gunman burst into a North Carolina nursing home Sunday morning and started “shooting everything,” barging into the rooms of terrified patients, sparing some from his rampage without explanation while killing seven residents and a nurse caring for them.

Speaking on behalf of the gun bearer, long time assault rifle affectionato Jerry Dave Bloodyhand pointed out that the and nurse Jerry Avent has organized nursing home residents Tessie Garner, 88; Lillian Dunn, 89; Jessie Musser, 88; Bessie Hendrick, 78; John Goldston, 78; Margaret Johnson, 89; Louise Decker, 98 into a senior crime ring who had threatened the shooters poodle….and “probably deserved it.”

The shooter Bobby Stewart did not have time for a comment as he was already late for a local NRA revival meeting called “Taming Fears, Your Inner Slippery Slope .”

Stewart family members defended Bobby’s rampage pointing out that he would not be undone by Alabama shooter McLendon for NRA poster boy of the year.

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